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Big "Big T" Tallywacker is the main antagonist of the Starkid show Me and My Dick, he is portrayed by Corey Dorris.
Summary[]
He gets ejected out of a bar with Weenie. When he sees Dick, he plays nice at first. Weenie tells Dick to shake his balls. Dick refuses, so Big T forces him to shake his balls and laughs before throwing Dick on the floor. He tells Dick that this is their turf, but when Weenie tells him that they might have hurt Dick's feelings, they decide to act nice for real. So they decide to take him to a place called The Land of the Dicks.
Later, he sees Dick having fun but a little bit lost. When he asks him what was wrong, Dick tells them it was nothing, but Big T tells him it was because of pussy times and sex. After Dick agrees with them, he tells them he left his master, and was not removed from him. Big T comes up with a plan to be on a body again. Because Joey has no dick, he plans to be Joey's new dick. He also thinks he can get some pussy when he's in his new master's body.
When Joey is taken to The Land of the Lost Dicks, Big T shows himself to Joey, telling him that if he's looking for a dick, he's in the right place. So he tries to convince Joey to pick him and let him take Dick's place. The plan was working and Joey was convinced, but at this moment, Dick arrived and ruined the plan. When Joey recognizes his real dick, Big T tries one more time to get him by insulting Dick by saying he left him and can't even screw. When Dick agrees with him, Joey is shocked, but tells him he doesn't want another dick. So Big T understands Joey still loves Dick, but Weenie is angry after seeing he had a change of heart. He is knocked out by his own men on Weenie's orders.
Later, after Joey, Dick, and Miss Cooter leave, he sees Gladys (also named "The Old Snatch"), the pussy with whom he had sex with before being cut off. he wanted to find her because he was in love with her. She is angry at him, but he tells her he didn't leave by choice, and still loves her and wanted to find her when he had a master again. She forgave him, Big T grabs two plane tickets out of the air, and the two lovers left for Venice.
Big T is one of Starkids' LGBTQ+ characters.
Quotes[]
- "Big T's my name. And swinging low is my game."