Quirrell: You won't sleep on your tummy
Voldemort: You won't sleep on your back
Both: We're quite a cooky couple, you'll agree.
Quirrell: We share some hands and fingers
Voldemort: And yet, the feeling lingers
Both: We're just about as different as anyone can be.
Voldemort: You like plotting a garden, and I like plotting to kill.
Quirrell: You think that you should rule the world. I think books are a thrill. Sipping tea by the fire is swell.
Voldemort: Pushing people in is fun as well. I like folding all my ties
Quirrell: And you have no friends. Hey! That's a surprise
Both: I guess it's plain to see, when you look at you and me, we're different, different as can be.
Voldemort: You're a sissy, a twat, a girl. I'm the darkest of lords.
Quirrell: I'm the brightest professor here. I've won several awards!
Voldemort: My new world is about to unfold.
Quirrell: You got beat by a two year-old.
Voldemort: I'll kill him this time, through and through
Quirrell: Or you might just give him another tattoo
Both: You really must agree when you look at you and me. We're different, different as can-
Voldemort: I'll rise again and I'll rule the world. But you must help me renew. For when our plan succeeds-
Voldemort: Part of that world goes to you
Quirrell: When I rule the world I'll plant flowers.
Voldemort: When I rule the world I'll have snakes
And goblins and werewolves
(And Jane Austen novels)
A fleet of dementors and giants and thestrals and all my death eaters
Both: When I rule the world!