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Harry finds out that he's really freakin' famous and everyone at Hogwarts wants to be his friendEdit

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Ron: You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

You don't understand

You're a legend, man, To us all!

Every son and daughter

Chorus: Safe!

Ron: From You-Know-Who

All because of you

You were small

But I wonder if you can recall...

Long story short, this guy

(Whispered): Voldemort

Was super cruel

Harry: Voldemort?

Chorus: (Gasp!) Shhhh!!

Ron: He tried to kill you and your parents

And this is where it gets intensely cool

Even though you were a tiny little boy

You should have died but you survived and then destroyed

This evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to tell

Chorus: You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz

You're a whole lot hotter

With that lightning scar

You're a superstar to us all

If we're in trouble we know who to call

(Dialogue)

Rita: You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

I wouldn't wince at all

You're invinceable from all harm

Like Betty Crocker... Ooh!

I wanna eat you up

No one will beat you up

With that charm

Remember, Harry, kid

You're the boss

You're the king

You're the bomb

(Dialogue)

Harry: This is all so sad

I mean my mom and dad were killed long ago

Chorus: Long ago they died

Harry: I wanna be psyched 

But being unliked is all I know

Chorus: All he knows that's why...

Harry: I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate

An opportunity eleven years late

I guess it's time for me to step up to the plate

And show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

I'll do what I can if what you say I am is true

I can't be bothered by my awful past

I've found at last 

Something I can do

So it's time I knew exactly who I am

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter

Chorus: You're Harry Freakin' Potter

All: I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter

Harry: And I'm the man!

All: (Spoken): Harry Freakin' Potter!

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