Harry finds out that he's really freakin' famous and everyone at Hogwarts wants to be his friendEdit
Ron: You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man, To us all!
Every son and daughter
Ron: From You-Know-Who
All because of you
You were small
But I wonder if you can recall...
Long story short, this guy
Was super cruel
Chorus: (Gasp!) Shhhh!!
Ron: He tried to kill you and your parents
And this is where it gets intensely cool
Even though you were a tiny little boy
You should have died but you survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to tell
Chorus: You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz
You're a whole lot hotter
With that lightning scar
You're a superstar to us all
If we're in trouble we know who to call
Rita: You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all
You're invinceable from all harm
Like Betty Crocker... Ooh!
I wanna eat you up
No one will beat you up
With that charm
Remember, Harry, kid
You're the boss
You're the king
You're the bomb
Harry: This is all so sad
I mean my mom and dad were killed long ago
Chorus: Long ago they died
Harry: I wanna be psyched
But being unliked is all I know
Chorus: All he knows that's why...
Harry: I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate
An opportunity eleven years late
I guess it's time for me to step up to the plate
And show 'em that I'm something great!
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can if what you say I am is true
I can't be bothered by my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew exactly who I am
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter
Chorus: You're Harry Freakin' Potter
All: I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter
Harry: And I'm the man!
All: (Spoken): Harry Freakin' Potter!